#AmericanReunion was great. Just as you're getting off the last joke, they suckerpunch you with another.

First World problem: too many boxes.

Every time the BOC comes up, I'm on the road and don't get to buy it

Estrenando la paellera.

First bass lesson next week. Might stop sucking soon.

Out in Lafitte

Hace tanto tiempo que no como Kinder Bueno. This is heaven.

Moose and squirrel

I have the complete Destiny set in Zenonia! Truly my greatest accomplishment to date.

No hay lugar en New Orleans que haga san