so i drank a handle in 24 hours... can you say alcohol poisoning? fuck i don't feel too good
i need to stop drinking and staying up all night when i have finals... maybe i'll learn next year
i have to take the bus to school... lame
woohoo! walking a few miles home in below 20 weather!
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring?
"I'LL BUY YOU A DELICATESSEN!" - favorite bond quote ever
why are there crying bitches in my house?