To everyone that called out for work, "I hate you."

Every time I find out it's someone's birthday I don't care for on FB, I really want to say "I don't care." Mostly because they forgot mine.

a Spanish exam today. I suddenly feel "muy infermo".

Where the hell is the FedEx truck?

OH GOOD LORD.

My, um, party supplies are getting delivered to work. Great. How do I explain 6 pounds of rubbers?

My sentiments exactly.

So, my party is Saturday night and the roommate is being no help with planning. Lovely.

to say thank you to Nintendo for making fat people seem athletic and skilled. I hate playing games with my co-workers.

Her party supplies would hurry up and get here.