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Roommate: I'm glad I'm mentally well enough to not have to go to a shrink anymore. (Told my shrink) Shrink: Your roommate is a cunt.

Fuck you PETA(Fuck you PETA)

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My roommate found it funny that my Avon shipment weighs more than her. I just died inside

the stuff that comes out of Jon's mouth... "why does amy walk like there's something stuck in her vagina?"

Every time I see pictures of my POS ex and his horse-faced girlfriend, I want to punch him in the mouth and take his dog.