I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off. #omgthatssotrue

Middle School: *ACHOO* "Sorry, I'm allergic to Bullshit". #omgthatssotrue

I really do forget to text people back. #omgthatssotrue

"Where are we going?" "I don't know, I was following you." #omgthatssotrue

My Parents used to be happy when I took naps. Now they think I'm lazy. #omgthatssotrue

Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade's going to suck. #omgthatssotrue

People in the background of photos make everything funnier. #omgthatssotrue

Hey Cupid, can you shoot both of us next time? #omgthatssotrue

Awkwardly standing there as your friend talks to someone you don't know. #omgthatssotrue

Putting a " " at the end of an insult to piss people off even more. #omgthatssotrue