thousand tiny distractions but she's oh so cute.

Never ever drink a 32oz soda right before calling Microsoft Support.

Why? Why do spammers have to exist everywhere?

Not many people keeping their karma on here. Me included.

It has 5 anti-virus scanning engines! Yeah but they all suck.

Time to go home.

I've been talking into an unplugged microphone for two days....

You have no idea how much I want a Luchador mask. Tights, cape and boots would be nice too.

Ugh... I will never have good karma on here.

Who the hell is Lorna Doone and why does she have cookies?