Ill be eating cold cuts right out the fridge at your Halloween party. (I'm Tony Soprano)

In the shadowwww of the valleyyy. I would like to settle downnn

My lucky pair of undies finally blew out

Sony just killed Sack Boy via firing squad. RIP Little Big Planet. Such an optimistically creative series.LittleBigPlanet Opening Introduction

GET UP SOLDIER. WE ARE ADVANCING ON TJMAXX TO SMELL CANDLES.

What is truly more important? Being a better man or becoming a better gamer.

I dunno much about this longshoreman ordeal but the optics are hilarious. The head union guy is demanding higher pay while rocking Cartier glasses and a comically sized gold chain. Dude looks like one of the Pawn Stars.

this DUMBASS can’t dance! ------>

Don’t be a DUMBASS. Purchase Creamrons Dance Demon dvd and learn all the moves you see above for only $35.99.

I like to smoke weed until I get scared and then play Battlefield 1. A truly visceral experience.

Horsey!

also guys I don’t like feet. There’s been rumors circulating. I’m not some freaky foot frog ok?