Eye doctors be like, put your head in this machine! How clear is that balloon on the road? shuts lights off and shines the beam of Christ into your eyes, turns lights back on.How many fingers am I holding up? *distracts you with a spring noise mp4 then calls your attention back to a small book of numbers. Read these in your best Stewie Griffin impresion.

FM radio could make a full comeback if they just allowed younger people to host stations + allowed swear words. Most FCC guidelines on radio are useless at this point when we have kids watching twitch, kick ect. If they want to compete with other free forms of media they need to loosen tf up. It seems so easy to fix lmao.

They dropped Osama’s body deep in the ocean like he was Godzilla or something.

ohhhhh looonnnggggg johnsoon. ohhhhhhhhhhhh looong jooohnson.

go for a drive in the rain?

QUACK 🙂 🦆

I’m sorry but this is the funniest shit to me. the babies whole world is in the bottom of that bucket.

Albany looks like shit but in a cool way.