It should be more socially acceptable to use your pants as a napkin.

3 hr croon session with the boys

I was asked if I wanted a paw job........ Ummm I would never take away an economic opportunity from the animals in my area. The market is real tough for them.

Hell yea

Working at this rich ladies house in the middle of the woods. She’s off in NYC and I’m alone with these critters looking over me. there are so much more lol.

Actually insane what Luigi said last night at that Trump rally. What are we doing America.

A deep “bazinga” hangs in the air. Twas muttered by an eldritch creature, its cracked lips peeking out of a hole in the dying oak tree.

forgot to post these critters

There’s a certain level of fame/ wealth where you’re just allowed to kill someone with your car.

Elderly fisherman are the coolest looking kind of dude. The best part is they’re not even trying.