Tiny yellow perch side eye for pride month!

i scroll through plurk on the turlet like an old man flips through his newspaper.

So much micro plastic in my testicles I 3d print my nut.

Judge me for eating "string cheese" one chunk at a time? YOU IMBECILE. You are nothing but a follower chained down by the social norms of cheese culture, forced to daintily eat your mozzarella solely based on its packaging and the way it was shaped. Is this not what big cheese wants you to do?? Grow up. Think for yourself.

Someone poisoned the waterhole! Alright............ it was me I did it.

Guys.... I’m sitting here with my dog on my lap. I need to address the allegations...... I....... I.. I have the cilantro tastes like soap gene.😔I apologize in advance to anyone I’ve hurt.

Upstate NY is slowly turning into a temperate rainforest wtf.

Look how dang pretty this bluegill is.

This is what the vrchat experience is.