Sometimes I get so caught up in the day-to-day crap that I forget to step back and realize that life is pretty damn good these days.

Wow, Fergie, I didn't know it was possible to ruin "Sweet Child O' Mine"

Running late to work because I went on an adventure with Harper. #totallyworthit

I was just told that "The dark secret of capitalist society is that it's all centered on money." #somebodyneedsadictionary

Starting to think Global is going to wait until the last moment to send w-2's

Veddy veddy sleepy.

Child support hearing didn't go quite as well as hoped, but much better than it could have.

Nick has decided that, since Mommy has never been knocked down in Wii Boxing and Daddy has, Mommy must be tougher than Daddy.

Any smartphone owners use ping chat?

Fraggle Rock!