When in doubt, tell the truth.
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Chess is mental torture.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar
Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life