Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy

kape sa morning

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar

Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!

Marriage is bliss; ignorance is bliss; ergo.

gud am