make Abraham Lincoln come back to life and play the banjo for you.

go wash his hands!

wishing in one hand and pooping in the other.

Plurk would add a date mouse-over to the times in the timeline.

Pinging with myself.

me on the short bus express tinyurl.com/6o8lqf

this is the best headline ever! "Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' has tasty opening" www.washingtonpost.com/w...

this karma crap is pretty lame.

building yet another friend list.

Plurk needs a fail whale equivalent. If you're going to use the A-team, you should go all the way and use a Village People pic instead.