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Then realizing that you would probably remember losing the money so you hide it and don't tell anyone

That wonderful feeling you get when you find $120 while cleaning out your closet

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

--^v--^v--^v--^v-_^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death

You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ