Now has ZERO karma.

he was older so he could get away with this monologue... www.theonion.com/content...

BRILLIANT. www.theonion.com/content...

, "Hello, new monologue." www.theonion.com/content...

haha.... oh boy. Hilarious and true.

I'm peeing on some very important papers right now and I don't even realize it. www.theonion.com/content...

probably should not have starting watching the amazing "Kings" on NBC... cause it's just gonna get cancelled with everything else I love.

the CAT-HAT Revolution is being featured on a Sentinel blog... blogs.orlandosentinel.co...

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is out!! www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20267705,00.html