Bud Light and Sliced Almonds! YUM!

Please hurry up Jawbreaker documentary. Thanks!

The cashier at Strack & Van Til gave me 3 fist pounds within the span of 1 transaction. Nice.

RIP Better Off Ted

Dwight vs His Sperm - possibly the greatest scene in television history.

Dear Fleet Foxes: Stop trying to make me fall asleep. Try to be more like Hot Water Music.

Just planted my first heirloom tomato plant: Mr. Stripey.

is watching 300 and baking muffins. I should do some more crunches while these are in the oven...

I love cucumber water so much!!

I want to go to there. ping.fm/tggng