Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Passwords are like underwear: don't leave them lying around, change them regularly, and don't share them with friends !

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

classes on saturdays :/

A Plurk from wildfire #testing