One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.

There are 4 things that you can never recover: The stone..after the throw.

My problem is not finding the words, it's keeping my mouth shut!

LORD, help me to speak up when someone needs to be encouraged,

Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.

I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a bitch.

if you find yourself smiling for no reason, it's because the kiss I blew just reached you

Sorry...I don't have enough tokens to continue playing your games! Game Over!

Dear Parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men.

love isn't just how much you tell somebody you "love" them. its a matter of how far the extremes are that you would go to for this person