(Taylor Swift + Vodka) - Talent= Ke$ha.

That annoying kid who yells; "CHA CHA CHA" while singing happy birthday.

When I'm ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring longer than usual.

Hide and Seek Champions: 1. Waldo 2. Osama Bin Laden 3. Phone when on Silent.

My parents say it's their house but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too.

I love friends who tease you, annoy you, laugh with you but in the end they love you.

Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.

Hugs can be really awkward when you aren't really sure where to put your arms.

I'm not fat. I'm just easier to see.