There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you and how much fun it is.
Things go better when you know the other person's story.
The cigarette does the smoking, you are just the sucker.
it hot in here or is it just me?
You know you are a geek when you do your best work after 11 pm.
I have never fully understood the female capacity to completely avoid a simple answer to a direct question.
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused.
Happiness is not the absence of problems but the ability to deal with them.
Enjoy every minute; there's plenty of time to be dead.
You should not confuse your career with your life.