They like to call it a "drug screening"but I will not stop calling it "collecting my pee to give to strangers". It's my right as an American

I don't care if it is coming on at 4am and I have to be up at 6am, I will never turn off the Temptations movie,

Whenever i do end up shaving, my stats change -3 years and -12 creepy.

Goose poop is weird lookin'.

Omg. There is a guy here with words shaved in his hair. PLEASE GOD LET THAT BE A THING AGAIN.

I've noticed that when i drive, i give myself a fake finger mustache. Who am i trying to hide from?

Omg. Someone made Our Finest Hour by Philmore in GH world tour!

A guy is hanging out the side of his yukon and rapping in traffic. Jokes on him though. He looks like El Debarge. Who's Johnny indeed.

Note to self: mo money, mo problems

OH: "You're mom is so fat, she thought nickleback was a refund." YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.