just Plurked!

Back home already! I thought a 5k would take like 4 hours... Ready for more bloody marys!

Coffee, eggs, bloody marys, GET FRESH!

GOOD MORNING! ... loljk

It ain't where you're coming from, it's where you're at.

We're going for a walk. Someone, put me in a wheelbarrow.

I dunno why the bird gets all the credit... Happy Stuffing Day!

wait, did I just say that out loud...?

nodding my head like yeah... moving my hips like yeah...

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