I am here again to see if things have changed

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I saw the doctor and said, "Dr. I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice inside my stomach said, "No, you haven't."

If you're ever lost, start playing solitaire. Someone is sure to show up and tell you which card to play

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A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife

Stats don't lie..

no ifs ands but butts...