If you're a bitch, be a bitch; don't say you're not a bitch and then bitch about it.
Paulo Coelho: Never hate jealous people. They are jealous because they think you are better than them
Hindi kasalanan ipinanganak kang mahirap, kasalanan kung mamatay kang mahirap kasi TAMAD ka!
Old enough to know better… Young enough to do it anyway.
Basically, it's only creepy if you are not sexy
My lola while watching UFC: "Nako, malalaki itong mga 'to. Mahihirapan si Donaire." #YouLookLostCanIHelpYou
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