OMG NOW A PUBLISHED "EROTICA" AUTHOR now someone just has to buy it nnngh

Just carried beer and vodka on foot back from the liquor store to learn that my porn has not yet been published, but Bold and the Beautiful did record to the DVR during my therapy appointment! A mixed bag.

current activity- engraving the future fish on a jewelry box for my wife

Kevin namedropping like a mofo and not even knowing it

so i threw up at work today

so a mormon loose on a templar-controlled island seems like a bad idea

GOT A JOB, SUCKAS

I GOT A SECOND INTERVIEW