No hexing of the genitals please, thanks

So I destroyed my laptop screen. With my face.

Birthday cheesecake, bitches!

Let it be known that I taken my bacon seriously.

considering changing teams after this

What to do with a ripe pineapple..

hi, I'm Dahlia. Let me tell you about tumbleweaves

best convenience store conversation overheard: How to make White Trash Russian

A liquor and sandwich store in one! It's like God heard my prayers; thank you west side!

Holy tidal wave of notifs, Batman