Can't get stupid HelloTxt to work for work social networking accts. Grrr.

Another letter from Mitt Romney's office to the folks at SCAN. htxt.it/UFxm

All DC Metro Snob fans invited to event at Busboys tomorrow at 8 p.m., 14th & U location. Meet The Snob in person!

Watch me on ABC's Nightline tonight talking about Michelle Obama!

By "him" I mean Lorne Michaels. Will use profanities Bostonians taught me.

Will be at 30 Rock today for tour. Perhaps I will shout it at him rudely from a distance.

Just felt the need to share that at 6 a.m. here in Spanish Harlem.

Snob has gone from annoyed to outrage over SNL not doing obvious: Aisha Tyler IS Michelle Obama.

All above-the-knee socks are liars.

YouTube video capture is pissing me off. They keep cutting off my vids, man!