Teeth is not the intelligent feminist flick i was told it was. its a load of pony.

bob kelso with breasts is the most disturbing thing i ever saw.

how wrong it is to scream along to minor threat while drinking.

Just seen jennifer ellison get her face cut in half with a spade. result!

Watching the final series of the shield. when the shit goes down, ya better be ready...

What the fuck people liked bout benjamin button. 45 minutes in and its utter mawkish pish.

if i hear the word 'Taliban' bandied around on tv again im gonna scream. the ex-afghan nutjobs are nothing to do

The new series of mitchell and webb. 'can you smell cum?' 'your majesty?!'

The new placebo album is utterly stunning, my album of the year so far and 'My ashtray heart' is the best song they ever did.

Growing more and more bewildered by my body. still a skinny sod but ive developed a huge pregnant belly.