if i can stop watching the fucking winter olympics

okay, plurk is officially dead to me now. those people who know me can find me on fb for random abuse. ta-ra!

yes, its pretty. yes, logan loves it. but if the snow doesnt fuck off ill cry, i cant afford to heat my house.

christmas. whoever invented it should be fucking crucified.

not dead

A scanner darkly is a magnificent, hilarious, dark headfuck. even tho it made me vomit.

farewell ted kennedy. good senator but a bad date.

Going to see a friend compete in the british poledancing champs, result! \m/

Whats black, synthetic and lies on top of a train?

To see 'one-eyed monster', a film where ron jeremys detatched penis goes on a killing spree.