What I do on the internet: 1) Google 2) Tweeting 3) Stalking.
That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh.
Before I go to sleep, I start imagining things that I would like to happen.
In a Grammar class : Teacher:- "HE does not like girls" What is 'He' in this sentence. . ?? . . . . . Student :- Gay. . . . !!
Best friends have Conversations impossible to understand by other people..
School is over = Forget all you've learned.
Sitting there listening to your friend's problems and acting like your a psychologist.
When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them
Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.
IT’S A 4-WAY STOP, PEOPLE, NOT A RUBIK’S CUBE!!