There's a serial killer in our house!!!! Normal people: "SHIT! Call the police!!! Let's get outta here!" In a movie: "Let's go find him"
Twitter is the one place where you go to say all of the random thoughts in your head and see if everybody else is as weird as you.
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn't read that, you sang it.
Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
It's impressive how little information I need on someone before I decide I don't like them.
If Monday was a girl it would be a fat girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat.
The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to everyday.
I'm so ready for school..... to end.
I don't stalk, I just investigate.
Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?