She wrote a cheat sheet ON HER HAND? #Palin #Cheater #Lame #AreYouInHighSchool? ping.fm/BJC6u

"I can't listen to politicians no more. I get a seizure." Terry Bellefleur, True Blood

Guy Posts His Sister's Hookup List To Facebook... And Tags All The Guys ping.fm/cqMAE

Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes! In search of the G-spot ping.fm/SXbQJ

win a signed Weezer guitar. vote on these musical comedy videos ping.fm/2O6cc

"In trade for being at risk of stalkers, you get $1 off your beer." - andrewhyde on Foursquare ping.fm/Isa3n

breakfast: smoked salmon and Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier. That's why it's called the "weekend." #BaratundeIsGermanNow

To Harlem!! And beyond!

yall know what time it is: #WhiskeyFriday!!! (and join ping.fm/50iT2) - report in via hashtag

Heckler actually "accused" a comedian sammorrill of being a Jew. #WorstPersonAward