omg purk sucks so much ass that the proverbial mouth is full of ass

arshdeep sucks + my karma is 8.88

sitting alone on plurk with nobody to talk to or whatever it is u do on plurk

massages suntan lotian onto penguins visiting hawaii

billy talent!

like eating chehesse!

cheeeese!!!!!

im confused with how u read replyies on plurk, it usually says a giant number, but u cant tell which replies are directed at u, i confused

plurk is can be really inconvenient for having conversations

the ice cream machine was like an icecream blowjob