my plurk account has spiderwebs..

my wack ass director who everyone hates mains mii brawler 😭

i am gods strongest canvassing warrior

the real olympics are the mosquito bite olympics i play with all my coworkers. no one believes that anyone else gets mosquito bites worse than themselves

moneypilled

do pharmacists take some sick pleasure in keeping you on hold for as long as possible

"being a flat earther is like being racist against the earth" - my coworker

i just love stock photos

the struggle of loving long nails vs wanting to play an instrument

watching someones nails get done gives me the same satisfaction as those farrier videos where they clean the horse's hooves