When your palms get itchy, that only means.... you have dry hands! LOL!
Family is the ultimate motivation.
Happy Birthday to my Sweetie! Love ya!
Things are bad when the unread mail in your work inbox and personal inbox are both in the thousands.
Sometimes life can be one sad country song... country music in the background would be perfect right now.
I need a new cookbook. Hmm... what to get...
You mean you are fine with staying stagnant? For real? Geez!
Do married people fantasize about someone other than their partner? Oh hell yea!
Read this -- "I think my butt is pregnant" -- couldnt help but LOL and say, "mine too!"
Its times like these when you really have to accept that you cannot have everything.