Buggery wankshite WHY WOULD YOU ASSIGN YOUR OWN POEM FOR YOUR STUDENTS TO ANALYZE. I AM REALLY BEGINNING TO DOUBT THE RECOMMENDATIONS.

Excuse me while I curl up in a ball.

I love transphobism and tone argument! Totally! ( triggery content )

YEAHHHH I GET SHIT DONE

'SUP GUYS. Laura wants a ride on your disco stick!

I CLEANED A DRAWER GO ME

I HAVE CLEANED /ALL THE THINGS/! Well, by things I mean my blankets and bedsheets. BUT STILL.

FUCK YEAH I HAVE THE AWESOME ENGLISH LIT PROFESSOR AGAIN!

I may have a shot at this artistic thing after all.

Party event!Laura!