It rained like hell awhile ago.

The maiden fair...

Don't make me regret what I just did, brain.

I've since accepted that I can't please everyone. I'm thankful, though, that I know who to please.

I've since accepted that I can't please everyone. I'm thankful, though, that I know who to please.

I've half a mind to put poison in the chocolates.

I've half a mind to put poison in the chocolates.

Don't frown when someone doesn't love you back. Just don't.

That moment when you stare at a photo of you and you facepalm.

I'm glad she likes him the way she does. Makes it a lot easier for me.