Hey, why the hell is my Karma not flat lined?

Where the heck have I been?

Resigned from Apple yesterday. Starting at Google on Monday.

I absolutely swear that I am still alive.

Hi everybody, I've been a bad plurk citizen.

My Karma is way to high for the amount of Plurk neglect I'm guilty of.

I attended training in the Town Hall area at work. I can now say even more nothing about my work.

I did it! I did it! I did not get the gift of awkward song at work! My own birthday gift to myself.

Fifty next week. A younger me would have not liked this idea, present me doesn't mind at all.

My birthday is next week. If I'm subjected to an awkward song/party at work, I'll die inside. Should I re-remind my manager I don't want this to happen?