09128309013 tex tayo freyns ?

A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it but nobody wants it.

I don't have time for a relationship because I'm too busy analyzing why I'm not in one.

I want someone to stick around through the good times and the bad, ot just one or the other.

There is a new world coming!

Makatabang ang pamalikas usahay. It releases steam and stops you from killing people.

Kung wala kang bf/gf, say "I love you" to a banana.

Tagalog: Dila lang ang walang latay. Cebuano: Itlog ray way labod.

And then there's this young couple nga one week pa lang sila, ilang theme song "Through the Years" na.

Your ilok is as black as your toga. #bisaya!