Emo Girl on the train probably doesn't realise she's playing her iPod so loudly that we know she likes boy bands
Marathon commentator from Beijing: "Nothing happens in the first half of the race". Thanks for not pumping it up, Monna.
Protip: if you didn't apologise after every belch, I wouldn't notice your belching as much.
the owner of a shiny new .me domain, but now needs to think of what to do with it...
Weighing up the sore throat versus the gag reflex from the throat lozenge
When in doubt, stop caring.
Using Ping.fm to post on Twitter, Plurk, Pownce and Jaiku at the same time. Now let's see it repeat itself in my social aggregators.
there was a choice for 'wonders' on Plurk. It's like asking, but with more whimsy.