researchers said that excessive masturbation leads to dyslexia. Hoewver tihs is olny ni etrexme csaes.

someday, rubber ducks will rule the world

good stuffs happen to bad people. So let's be bad

if bullshit is electricity, you're the power source.

don't let my big tits scare you. -Kadjo

not lazy but motivationally impaired.

stopped listening. Why haven't you stopped talking??

my tonsil sucks.

really tired. Thanks baby

Sarap ng tulog!