how old does this thing say you are? How Old do I Look?

I can't be the only person who eats the British Marmite by the spoonful

i ate toast with a spoon today

anyone going to wellygeddon this weekend?

saw inside out

happy birthday to me... yesterday

I gotta choose some glasses frames for replacement glasses

there should be a gameshow challenge where you try to brush your teeth while a rat is crawling under your shirt

#DistractinglySexy women in the science industry being awesome ('Distractingly Sexy' female scientists launch hilarious campaign ...

that moment when you actually think "aww, that's sweet" when your cat brings you a dead bird