oops. i forgot to care about plurk.

I need to start wearing (table) tennis shoes to work. These games are getting athletic.

Just had the most amazing pong volley with mitchin and have now transcended into deity status

mitchin's karma points as soon as he gets them

running off the hopes and dreams of famished 3rd world children

Insurance is the least of my cost-saving problems if this accurately portrays me. Thanks anyhow Facebook advertiser. tinyurl.com/6zvub4

murder is still illegal, right?