2 hired killers naguusap: K1re' dumaan nb ung target ntin? K2p nga e. Nagaalala n 2loy ako K1:Ha? Bkt? K2:Sna wlng nngyring msma s knya!

i didn't mean to love a special someone , it's just that when that person has touched my heart , i just can't control myself from falling ..

2 pipi nag-uusap Pipi 1: Pipi 2: Pipi 1: ...Pipi 2: Hayyy. Nakaka-touch naman sila

Hoy, kung gusto mong magkaroon ng GF na gagala kasama mo..... Try mong ligawan si "DORA?"

Anak: "Inay, mag na-night swimming po kami ha." Mama: "O sige anak, wag kang lang papagabi ha?"

PASAHERO: Bossing, `di pa ba tayo aalis? DRIVER: Mamaya na ho, wala pa pong laman. PASHERO: Anong tingin mo sakin? Sabaw?

-- my happy family

YOU

MAUNDY THURSDAY IS REALLY BORING

add me up!