Wtf does the miitomo candy do? Don't lie to me nintendo, you know I wanted the cheeseburger shirt.

Saw a dude this morning wearing a skirt and a woman that looked just like Alan Rickman. Score one for gender nonconformity kinda.

I stepped on a snail this morning. I'm a murderer.

This week's theme is "don't fucking touch Ronnie's stuff." People are having a hard time understanding this simple concept.

Changing rooms need a gender neutral option. Hell even cis people have problems with this. No one should be yelled at or worry about people peeking on them.

I found my new science dad. He taught me how to make speed. I'm gonna learn so much shit from this dude.

I forgot how much I love Gorillaz. Really hope Damon gets his shit together for this album.

Apparently if I try hard enough, I can chlorine gas myself at this job too. Because who doesn't love toxic fumes burning your eyes and nose?

This is the first year I've been not sure what to cosplay. Dunno if this is because the things I love are not fun anymore, or if I'm developing my own identity instead of clinging to fictional characters.

KEGS AND EGGS