three more rounds of severe weather expected in the next week

Ellie's playing Doom Eternal while I'm tidying up around the house, so I started reading up on lore because Doom isn't a franchise I'm familiar with

had a poetry thought

unsubscribing from emails is so satisfying

I take being assistant manager of a retail store very seriously

got a PA system for poetry and went ham with three work label maker

Me: I painted a chicken on my pumpkin!
Andy: You painted a fat cock.
🤦🏽

they caught the cow

Andy and I got a matching set 🤦🏽

any thoughts here on the big pokemon leak?