Happy Birthday Mama Mary! luv u

Good night plurkpipz! till tomorrow!muuuuaaaah! TW!

Do u believe in the hereafter? well,then i guess u know what i'm here after.

when i saw u from across d room,i passed out cold and hit me head on d floor...so i'm going 2 need ur name and number for insurance reasons!

If look's could kill u will be a weapon... of mass distraction.

Excuse me, i think u have something in ur eye. (huh?) yeah, It's like sparkling.

Giant polar bear! (what?) It's an icebreaker. Hi my name is .....

if u were a booger i'd pick u first.

u'r so Hot! when i look at u i get a tan.

Hi, mr. right! Someone said u were looking for me.