Day change, cadets! Enjoy the nice weather!

Hey there, cadets! It's golgothas' birthday-- come wish him a happy 24th!

BASIC BRAINING IS NOW UP Have at Cadets

Last chance to sign up for Basic Braining! the log will be up tonight!

Calling all Psychonauts, Counselors, and Jr. Counselors. Important stuff is about to go down.

Day change! Wonder what's going on...

BASIC BRAINING INFORMATION

Hey guys, regisword mod here to embarrass the headmod golgothas. You should help me, because without him? This game wouldn't have been a thing.

CAMPFIRE LOG! Come meet Coach Oleander and have your formal welcome to camp.

[GAME START] And we're open for business! Here's your first announcement, cadets and agents! And the open log!