Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama's so ugly when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.

The largest flaccid penis ever measured was 5.5 inches. It belonged to a slim man who was 5 feet 7 inches tall.

撲浪撲該

小黃瓜

red bull is my good buddy

。早安美而美

這啥

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