Go girl, it's your birthday, open wide, I know you're thirsty, say aaaahhhh, say aaaaahhhh.

when I can't amaze you with my looks, I think I'll do with my thunder burp.

damn its only tuesday. =[

Weasels are adorable! <3

I said I liked chocolate because you loved it.

you told me she was hopeless. you loathed how she's an awful smoker and drinker. Look who's the Mr. Cant-stop-commenting-cuz-ur-hot now.liar

some people obviously aren't aware that they're tone deaf.

I love food too much to go on a diet. Prom's almost here. In urgent need of massive help! GAH

you're not what you say.